Tuesday, July 14, 2020

insult games

It's entirely possible that the humor of these jokes will not age well, or be remotely funny to anyone else. But Seb and I have been cracking each other up with insults, and that in itself is worth remembering.

We've been playing a lot of sports together, and there's some good-natured trash talking that accompanies that. Or he'll ask me for something and I say no, and he's a little annoyed, but not really upset. So he calls me a poopy faced butthead. And then I call him a dooser (a dork plus loser). It's all good fun. But then we decided to try and write our insults in magnetic letters (which have made a return to our fridge this summer, dug out of some box during our epic closet/garage cleanout sessions). We do not have a full set of letters, and so we ended up with Poaby Vase Dimbe. We giggled until our stomachs hurt and are now called each other Poaby Vase. And then we decided that another insult was needed, and collected the remaining letters to write Fejetlrs, and that's our new second favorite term of insult/endearment. Usage: you're the worst, you Fejetlr. Such a fejetlr. Did you just air-ball that basket? Fejetlr.

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