The judge's speech was well done, and the whole ceremony was moving, which is precisely what I remember from my own Canadian citizenship ceremony at age 13.
Liesl said "That in no way resembles a maple leaf."
Carl said "That was a sorry excuse for a maple leaf!"
Steve said "It's as Canadian as your dad."
... and mom and I laughed so hard we cried. We laughed at our incompetence, at our feeble efforts, at our utter lack of preparation and perfectionism.... we thought of what Kim would have done and said, and how amazing it would have looked, and that made us laugh even harder. Our stomachs hurt we laughed so much. It was so funny, I'm starting to giggle even now just thinking about it.
Although Dad, to his credit, said, "Thank you for the cake. It's perfect."














